Antoniio'

When you use your phone in the middle of the night

This is how I’m like after a buffet:

I’ve never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss, or a valentine kiss.

Studying 5 minutes before a test

Tipical Spanish Soap Opera: “Juanita Natasha Ruperta, kiss me.” “No Marco Antonio Esteban Fernando de la Hoya you have a wife.”

Kicking a door open

When your alarm clock doesn’t stop ringing and you’re too lazy to reach for it, you’re just there like

When in gym class, and required to climb the rope….

When someone says “do the math.”

In the gym